vampyr3wife:

If my silly levels get too low I die

greelin:

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

farmlesbians:

it’s talking heads kermit friday

glamwisegamgee:

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

ladystarrdust:

I think the true tragedy of james fitzjames is that he was born to go to brunch and maybe do drag on weekends at his local gay bar. instead he had to die of lead poisoning or whatever.

fluorescentbrains:

citationless behavior

lindamanz420:

Tje entire United States could be underwater and straight people from high school will still be crankin out babies

neet-chan:

jimmydevs-deactivated20181005:

Mainly the piss

kikokuso:

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

milflaralorvan:

listen. here’s the thing about aziraphale is his level of doublethink is unparalleled. he is simultaneously fully aware of how garbage heaven is and as loyal a servant as the lord ever shat out. he is simultaneously prejudiced against demons and deeply, deeply in love with one with the full knowledge that they’re all more or less the same. he’s the most insane flavor of back-to-brunch liberal with a hidden radical streak and he should be studied in a lab, and if you take a goddamn word coming out of his mouth at face value you’ve fundamentally misunderstood him as a character

brucespringsteendotcom:

You know when you’re walking on a gravel road and everything is hot and dusty and yellow and the grasses are tall and you can hear the bug noises.Thats the point

thedailybullshit:

only-tiktoks:

sketiana:

studying the anatomy of sunlight and the summer breeze at the university of my terrace and balcony

brutefury: